The Plane Ride from Hell

I had the unfortunate experience of sitting next to a girl who thought she was Lola, from the movie "Run, Lola Run!"

Unfortunately she was on the plane in another row. i say unfortunate because the stewardess from hell thought they were being nice and moved her a way from the strict german couple she was sitting next to. in any case she ended up with her freakin laptop on my stuff, her weirdo notes and books on the seat next to me, and both lights shinning to me.....blah blah blah. that wouln't have been so bad because in airlane warfare i should have just taken over the window seat and draped my legs over the seat and just gone to sleep. but i like the aisle and usually it is a choice seat because u dont have to climb over someoneone. well, lola as i call her freakin was on speed or something and climbed over me about 5 times, in her hippy, stinky, weaverville outfit, and worked feaverishly all night. then she put her weirdo camping bag near the safety stuff so the stweardess freaked out and woke me up and asked me if it was mine.el lola freak then wanted tp get out so she could go put the bag away, but at that time, where u going to put it ??? the plane was full andbags have shifted. i had taken two valium because turbulence was BAD and the plane was shaking all over the place. I gave up on sleeping and just dealt with it. When we landed, el freako, decieded she wanted to go out the service way exit and wanted out again. i finally just asked her, can you just wait until the line is going? there's noplace to go anway, but she pointed out the service exit so I just got up again. as we were walking down the gangway, she asked me - is this your first time to germany? i finally had it and said, look, if ur going to travel again don't climb over someone 20 times because its really rude. she was like i had no idea.so i am thinking what freaking planet was I or she on???? i thought she might have come from hawaii specifically from weaverville. werdo.

FYI - and by the way because the keyboard is wirder here than in canada the words are definetly going to come out backwards.